Cat Meat

Meatloaf's wife comes in from the garden and says to Meatloaf "Hey Meatloaf, there's a big cat in the garden. Come and shoo it away." Meatloaf says "I'm sorry, but I won't do that." His wife asks him "Why not? Don't you love me any more?" Meatloaf replies "Of course I do! It's just that I'll do anything for love, but I won't shoo cats."