Meat Hotel

This hotel owner was ringing a bell when a tiger came out of it. He fed it and gave it water, but when he woke up the next day it had disappeared. Later on, Meatloaf came in and asked for a room. The hotel owner asked him if he wanted breakfast the next day, to which Meatloaf replied that he didn't. When the hotel owner asked him why, Meatloaf said "Because like a cat out of bell, I'll be gone when the morning comes."